Week 7: Blast To The Past

If I could go back in time, I would want to be in ancient Egypt or in the 60-80's in America. This blog I'm going to pick and elaborate on the ancient Egypt portion. I wouldn't be a gnarly slave that built the pyramids and graveled for a scrap or two of food. I would be royalty! In the times when men wearing robes and sandals were acceptably fashionable, I would rule. Attractive servants would feed me grapes and I would ride on elephants whenever I needed to go to the market. Any men in the land would be mine for the choosing. I would listen to all the dirty details of Cleopatra and Mark Antony's affair and I would advise her not to commit suicide. Although it would be dusty and sort of snake ridden, to be a pharaoh in this time, or even a Pharaoh's wife, would be bliss. As long as I steered clear of Julius Ceasar and his political party, I would hopefully live a long, luxurious, and pleasure filled life.