Week 8: Baby Shoes

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." I posted on the garage sale sign. It was true, they had never been worn. They were all adorable too. All six pairs of them; four girl ones and two boy's. If your imagination was allowed to wonder, you may come to the conclusion that perhaps all these babies died in a terrible day care fire or that they were all sold into slavery before they had a chance to wear them. But what really happened is much worse than either of those situations. What really happened is my good friend, who was putting on the garage had sextuplets. My poor, dear friend's name is Katelyn and she needs alot of help. All of her sextuplets popped out after a very intense labor, 34 times the size of a normal child. Even though her babies are all huge, they all still act like babies. Katelyn's HUGE kids needed special everything, including cribs, hig chairs, and car seats. The shoes that were intended to fit her newborns were all much, much to small. In order to make alittle cash, she asked me to sell them in her garage sale. The poor new mother was currently struggling to change the very large and smelly dipers of all six of her children without getting poop anywhere. Instead of putting the baby shoes at the standard garage sale price of fifty cents, I ampted the price up to three dollars a peice. My darling, miserable friend Katelyn is going to need all the help she can get.