Week 6: Snow White's Man

Once upon a time there was a man. He wasn't just any man, but a prince. His name was Alec. The prince was on a search for a person.; not a man hunt, but a woman hunt. All he had ever dreamed of is a beautiful, big booty-ed princess. Unfortunately there were no big booty-ed princesses to be had. The prince next door, Prince Justin, had the only marry-able, big booty-ed woman under the age of 70, and she was a cow. So Alec lowered his standards and tried to find a woman that was just merely attractive. But to Prince Alec's disappointment, here was no women any where! The only ones around were hideous and huge chatter boxes. Woman that talk to much were immediately on Alec's Undateable List. He became super desperate. He even attempted to go on a date with Hairy Clairy form the castle across the street, but her mustache creeped him out so he dumped her. He was headed in The Shrine in the Woods to plunge his dagger into his own eye in order to kill himself. Alec was convinced he would never find true love! He rode his horse deep, deep into the forest with his mind clouded with despair. He then can into a clearing and saw the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen. He decided she was perfect! She wasn't hairy, married, and he knew she wouldn't be too chatty because she was dead. So he kissed her sweet, frigid lips. Then she silently to life and she was even more perfect because she was now alive and still quite! They lived happily ever after.