Saturday, September 14, 2013
Week 3: Is There An Expert in the House?
I'm in in the art of asking questions. If you give me a statement of the vaguest sorts, I will be able to produce a question from it. Even if you ask me a question, I have the ability to answer your question with a question.
So audience, tell me something or ask me a question and I will be able to produce a question for it.
Comment from the audience: Do you like pink?
Me: What shade of pink?
Comment: How many letters are in your first name?
Me: Did your first grade teacher ever teach you how to count for yourself?
Comment: What is your favorite form of dance?
Me: From what age period?
Comment: Do you like strips or poke-a-dots?
Me: Horizontal or vertical stripes?
Comment: My name is Peter.
Me: Why did your parents name you that?
Comment: What is your favorite time of day?
Me: What season of the year are you asking about?
Comment: I'm not wearing underwear.
Me: Why?!
Honestly, if someone kept asking or answering me on the same topic, I would eventually run out of questions and I would have to answer you. But with one question to one response, its extremely hard to get me. So I challenge you, dear reader. Can you stump me?
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This is so true Chelsea. You do ask a lot of questions.
ReplyDeleteI have definitely been a " first hand " recipient of many of you "inquisitive bombardments"
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say? Questions keep crap rolling.
ReplyDeletehaha, you are an expert at questions! I am an expert at rambling, which is similar :P
ReplyDeleteI love how you ask so many questions, especially when the college representatives come to school... Then I don't have to ask any myself.
ReplyDeleteLol Amy! I can't top Ben's water bed question though!
ReplyDeleteWhat is your full name given at birth in modern English? "Try to ask a question about that."
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