Saturday, September 14, 2013

Week 3: Is There An Expert in the House?

I'm in in the art of asking questions. If you give me a statement of the vaguest sorts, I will be able to produce a question from it. Even if you ask me a question, I have the ability to answer your question with a question. So audience, tell me something or ask me a question and I will be able to produce a question for it. Comment from the audience: Do you like pink? Me: What shade of pink? Comment: How many letters are in your first name? Me: Did your first grade teacher ever teach you how to count for yourself? Comment: What is your favorite form of dance? Me: From what age period? Comment: Do you like strips or poke-a-dots? Me: Horizontal or vertical stripes? Comment: My name is Peter. Me: Why did your parents name you that? Comment: What is your favorite time of day? Me: What season of the year are you asking about? Comment: I'm not wearing underwear. Me: Why?! Honestly, if someone kept asking or answering me on the same topic, I would eventually run out of questions and I would have to answer you. But with one question to one response, its extremely hard to get me. So I challenge you, dear reader. Can you stump me?

7 comments:

  1. This is so true Chelsea. You do ask a lot of questions.

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  2. I have definitely been a " first hand " recipient of many of you "inquisitive bombardments"

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  3. What can I say? Questions keep crap rolling.

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  4. haha, you are an expert at questions! I am an expert at rambling, which is similar :P

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  5. I love how you ask so many questions, especially when the college representatives come to school... Then I don't have to ask any myself.

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  6. Lol Amy! I can't top Ben's water bed question though!

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  7. What is your full name given at birth in modern English? "Try to ask a question about that."

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