Week 13: Doomsgiving

As a turkey, my eternal clock lets me know when the dreaded holiday is nearing. As soon as the month of November begins all of my family members retreat into our winter home, which just so happens to be underground. Being underground provides us with protection from the festive hunters and gives us warmth. My grand parents hired a gang of badgers to tunnel us an under earth home. Thank goodness my family is loaded with food. I have no idea how the poor turkey families do. Oh I guess I do know. They get eaten. Really sucks for them.

Week 12: Should I Throw It Out?

I very much like Brittney Spears. I have a burnt CD of hers. I was seriously a fan of hers back in the day. I love "Hit Me Baby One More Time" and "Oops I Did It Again." I used to think she was soooo pretty and classy. As I grew up I noticed that she doesn't wear much clothes and was not exactly an attentive mother. I don't care though. Brittney's old stuff still has a place in my heart. I think Brittney Spears started to become un-cool when she shaved her head. That was a sad day for Brittney fans. I have many memories associated with old Brittney Spears songs, many of which include people looking at me like all my hair has been shaved off. Where are my fellow Brittney fans?? I think I may be alone out here in this cold, Brittney Spears hating world.

Week 11: Why? Oh! Why?

The chicken had some abuse in his past. He was tiny, mildly bald, and kind of stinky. The farmer picked on him, his fellow chickens picked on him, even his own parents picked on him. The chicken was verbally and physically abused. One day he just left the flock. In a depressed walk, he came across a road. He thought to himself, "If I could just get hit by a car, my life would be over and along with it, my misery." With that fresh in his mind, he closed his eyes and stepped onto the pavement. Little did the chicken know that this road was blocked off due to construction. When the chicken realized that he made it to the other side untouched, he turned around, closed his eyes, and crossed the road again. "Third times the charm," the chicken said. He turned around, closed his eyes, and walked back to the other side of the road. After attempting to kill himself three times with no luck, the chicken started to feel like a failure. He there just kept walking because he had no where else to go, nothing else to do. Then he walked right into a new flock. All of these new flock members were tiny, mildly bald, and kind of stinky! He fit right in perfectly!! Everything was wonderful and he never would have found this new flock with out crossing the road in attempts to commit suicide.

Week 10: Crawly Halloween Things

Whenever I think of all the dark creatures and Halloween, I compare it to elves and Santa with Christmas. I think they are the ones that make the holiday possible! Just like the Easter Bunny and Easter. Without all the mummies, skeletons, and zombies, I don't think Halloween would go on. The Nightmare Before Christmas illustrates my vision perfectly. All of the Halloween Land creatures are concerned about how many days until Halloween and what sort of scares they will put on. I think that creatures of the night creep out of their hiding places to scare people on October 31st. They ensure that the streets are extra dark and decorated just so. I think that all the nasty animals and mystical beings form below are perfectionist when it comes to the art of Halloween. So I don't think they celebrate the holiday; they host it.

Week 9: My Top Ten

1. Alec: This man has contagious laughter.
 2. Alec Clark: Nicest butt in the game!
 3. Alec Laible: Amazingly great teeth! What does a person even eat to have that great of teeth?
 4. ACL: He can rap! WHO DOESN'T LIKE A RAPPER WITH GOOD TEETH?
 5. Lil Tucker: When someone isn't afraid to speak their mind, that means they have confidence.
 6. Becca's boyfriend: He's been with his girl for A WHOLE YEAR! I love a guy able to stay in a committed relationship! Its just so cute <3
7. Anna's son, Alec Clark: He's a mamma's boy! Which makes him adorable.
 8. The Kid That Smashed His Face All Up Because He Was Riding A 10 Year Old's Bike: I always love hear about his life experiences. His pain is wisdom...and hilarious.
 9. Mr. #1 Slacker: Alec makes me look so good when he doesn't get his work done. I know I can always rely on him to not do his work! Thanks Mr. #1!
 10. Alec Clark Laible: His face looks like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich...and I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
JUST KIDDING!! ALEC SUCKS AND ISN'T IN MY TOP TEN...NOT NOW...NOT EVER!! This is my real Top Ten Favorite People:( not in correct order )
 1. Damion Scheierer: He is there for me through think and thin. When I need anything he bends over backwards for me. He is my man and I stinkin' love him.
 2. Dad: My daddy is and will always be my hero <3
3.Cody Gray: I can rely on him whenever for whatever! He's the bomb like tick-tick.
 4. Katelyn Keefer: She is wonderful, beautiful, funny, and my lady bestie! When I see her, I just wanna cuddle with some rainbows and eat toast. I LOVE YOU, KATELYN! She will always have a spot on my Top Ten.
 5. Mom: She's my momma. Nuff said.
 6. Chris Case: He is awesome and he is also half man, half horse. The bottom half is horse ;)
 7.Miranda Osborn: She's my baby sister and she helps take care of me when I'm sick. That goes a long way with me!
 8. Amber Taylor: She tells me straight and I love that about her.
 9. Mr. and Mrs. Davis: They rule the school and are my go to people whenever I need something during the hours between 8 and 3:09.
 10. Johnny Depp:He fuels me.