Week 30: Senior Wills

I will my ability to pass Mrs. Taylor's class to all the upcoming freshman.

I will my clear minded thinking to Miranda Osborn.

I will my wonderful spot competition in the locker wars to a group of close knit, creative senior friends.

I will my athletic leadership skills to Ashli McMertry.

I will my luck with long lasting romantic relationships to Lexi Anderson.

I will my fashion to Jordan Key.

I will my slapping ability to Jessica Garber.

I will my ability to keep myself entertained to all the kids that are always in in-school.

I will my reading comprehension to all future Comp&Novel students.

Week 29: Hey, Yongins

I advise all you juniors: find a few friends and embrace them. Go to Chinese Buffet with them, have sleepovers, play bingo. DO THINGS THAT ARE INNOCENT AND FUN! You can have a perfectly wonderful high school experience without doing illegal things. Decorate cup cakes, play pin the tail on the donkey, sing karaoke, play sand volleyball, make up lyrics to a song. If you don't think your friends would enjoy these sort of activities, get better friends! Also live it up. If someone dares you to wear a crazy hat to Dollar General, do it! But be smart. Above all else, be smart. DON'T DO THINGS THAT WILL HURT YOU, physically or reputably. You should be smart and think things through.

Week 28: Compliments

Once Alyssa Gresham told me that I had very precise softball movements. That was nice to hear because I've worked hard to become so. I've been told that I'm good to keep around because I keep crap rolling. That compliment was sort of offence. Miranda told me that I'm accidentally reckless. That was kind of a compliment I guess because she wasn't saying that was purposely reckless. Lizzy said to me that I looked like a peach. When she said that she wiggled her eyebrows. I was extremely puzzled so I asked her what part of me that applies to. She responded saying it applies to my overall peachy-ness. When I asked Beth what the heck she was talking about, Beth said Lizzy was talking about my butt....my friends are interesting.  

Week 27; Childhood Fears

I only had two fears as a child.
1. That when I went on vacation (which we did often in my childhood) that I would return to a murdered body underneath my bed. I feared that all who investigated the murder case would think that it was me who killed the victim. I really feared doing hard jail time, honestly. In my opinion everyone should fear hard jail time, with all the rapes and violence.

2. That a tick would sneak into the back of my mouth, attach to the back of my throat, feast on my blood, become large, and suffocate me. That is a truly frightening thought still, I think.

Week 26: Unlimited Time

I want to join the Peace Corps because I think I could touch the lives of people in other countries, but I'm so busy doing me and preparing for my future that I don't know when I would take a year or two out to do the Peace Corps.
Also, I have always sort of wanted to live the life of a homeless prostitute. I would do it secretly so that my family and friends wouldn't be shamed by me. I think if I spent one year as a homeless prostitute, I would have a much deeper apprication for all the things and real love that I do have. It would make my heart more tender to the homeless and to people that sell themselves.

Week 25: Chatting With Myself

I think that the first thing I would notice about me from the future would be how I looked. I would be super hot and put together looking. My future self would tell me not to eat the tacos from Taco Bell on Taco Tuesday because they are contanimated. Also she would tell me to quit worrying about JJC because there is a smoking attractive teacher that developes a crush on me and spends extra time making sure that I understand all the material. She would tell me that I need to make sure Damion goes on that weekend  trip with Adam and Chris so he will know how to fix the sink. She'll tell me to stick true to not having children because that's hot I've maintaned my sexy bod and it has allowed me  lived a less stressful life than Katelyn because she ends up with 12 kids (all of which were natrual births, Dwyane Wade's children.) She'd tell me to avoid all clowns espically if they drive and sleep on the left side of the bed on June, 3rd. She would tell me that I don't want to know what will happens if I sleep on the right side.

Week 24: When I Was Alil Tike

I used to love playing. I think we all did. I enjoyed Barbies, Polly Pockets, and Brats dolls. I remember one Barbie in perticular; her name was Chewie, after of the character from Star Wars. Honestly, her name doesn't really make sense because she was a girl and I cut off all her hair. She was feminen, had a crew cut, and she was named after a large, hairy male gendered beast. I also rode around in my friends Barbie Jeep all the time. That thing was so cool and even though it only went like 2 miles per hour, I always felt like I was speeding along at 100 mph. I spend hours and hours on my Sit N' Spin too. That thing was so rad. Now I get motion sick so I'd never be able to use it. My mom got me this book that was so sweet to. When my sisters would exclude me from their games, I would read and listen to it. Yeah I said listen, because when you pressed certain buttons, the book made noises.